Bet You Didn't Know...

Inspired by this hilarious post by my friend Brandon, here's a random list of oddities having to do with me.

1. I can't do boy push ups.
2. My hair air dries to look like sheep's wool.
3. If you look at me closely in direct sunlight...you'll see I have quite a mustache. I shaved it once and it felt like a cactus growing back in. Love me. Love my mustache.
4. I once had my eyebrows dyed.
5. I couldn't read clocks when I was a kid. I used to measure time in "Dukes of Hazzard."
6. I am an English major. I haven't read a book cover to cover in years.
7. I can't bring myself to get rid of my New Kids on the Block tapes.
8. I can't stand to touch, look at, or think about my bellybutton.
9. I have a thing for really cute old men.
10. My dream job: writing a column for Redbook.
11. My first crush: Michael Jackson.
12. I am addicted to gum.
13. I am an awful cook.
14. I was a tomboy in the early 80s. I actually got a toy gun set for Christmas.
15. My other dream job: lead singer in a band.
16. I've had half of a broccoli/chicken casserole in my fridge for over a month now.
17. My fears of getting attacked by wildlife almost keep me from hiking.
18. My other dream job: luggage cart driver at the airport.
19. I love watching people.
20. I am afraid of sharks. Even in swimming pools.
21. I can't burp.
22. I think David Lettermen is cute. (see #9)
23. I went to a Neil Diamond concert. Voluntarily.
24. I am really good at "Name that Tune."
25. Someone recently told me I look 14. I am almost 30.
26. Oh my gosh. I am almost 30.
27. I know all the words to Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire.
28. I love listening to sad break up songs.
29. I am not as scholastic or organized as most people think I am.
30. I hate showering. (Not really. But Gabi, my old roommate, hated showers. And I miss her. So this one is for Gabi. She also likes gangsta rap. :)
31. I think Dr. Phil and Oprah are overrated.
32. I love to read GQ magazine.
33. I love martinis.
34. There are approx. 6,000 popcorn kernels under my desk at work.
35. I think Jennifer Garner is hot.
36. I think this guy is hot, too.
37. My little brother has way more style than I do.
38. Your little brother has way more style than I do.
39. I love singing along to "Baby Got Back."
40. I have to end this list on an even number.

So...let's have it. Where's your list?