It's me, Kira Stout

Hey guys. Like I said, it's me, Kira Stout, writing an entry in my blog. I'm over at Jeff's house right now and his roommate Jeff Cross is sitting at the dining room table on his laptop. I was not too excited about coming over here, but got really excited when I found out that Jeff C came home from work early today!

Jeff Krieger's parents bought us a bunch of dishes so now I'm getting them all out of the box and playing with them. 5 minutes later I get tired of that and go sit on the couch with Viva. Viva is really hyper right now. I really can't stand Viva. I hope that Jeff will reconsider my suggestion of putting her to sleep.

Jeff K is on his computer at the other end of the couch doing who knows what. Uh oh, Viva is climbing up on me to make out. I guess I have to pretend I like her so Jeff will still marry me.

Jeff Cross keeps glaring at me. Man I can't stand that kid. I can't decide who I like less, Jeff C or Viva. Well, I guess I do kind of owe Jeff C my life since he chaperoned us on our engagement trip. Plus he is paying for our honeymoon. It's hard to believe that the guy isn't married already. He's only 21 and owns 7 international software companies. He showed me 4 articles about him in Fortune magazine. He's been on the top 25 richest americans under 25 list 3 times. I guess he is kind of a jerk though. Actually, he's a huge jerk. One time I tried to give him a hug and he kneed me in the stomach. I almost had to go to the hospital. Some Sunday mornings he shows up drunk to church and laughs really loudly at inappropriate times during the sermon. Now it makes sense why the guy's not married.

I am going to take a nap on the couch now. I gotta get rested up for my big engagement party tonight. Hopefully my stingy friends will fork out some bucks and get us some real gifts. Keep it real homies - K S